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Blow jobs, compliments and awkward.

I think I was given a compliment about my blow job skills the other day. However in typical American to Australian translation I’m not sure if I should be insulted by this or proud.

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You see the words that stammered out of his mouth after I’d literally choked and swallowed were “fuck, you give porn star blow jobs” as I was licking things clean enjoying a job well done.

What?

Does this mean that he thinks I’m getting paid for my awesome services? Does he think I do this often and a lot with everyone? (sh, I might be a slut but I’m selective damn it!) Has he been with many porn stars? How does he know what a port star blow job is like?

And finally, wow, my skills are awesome. insert preening

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