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Blow jobs, compliments and awkward.

I think I was given a compliment about my blow job skills the other day. However in typical American to Australian translation I’m not sure if I should be insulted by this or proud.

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You see the words that stammered out of his mouth after I’d literally choked and swallowed were “fuck, you give porn star blow jobs” as I was licking things clean enjoying a job well done.

What?

Does this mean that he thinks I’m getting paid for my awesome services? Does he think I do this often and a lot with everyone? (sh, I might be a slut but I’m selective damn it!) Has he been with many porn stars? How does he know what a port star blow job is like?

And finally, wow, my skills are awesome. insert preening

Now apparently I’ve been told I’m a bit weird, because I think sucking someone’s cock is a bit of an art form and I love making big strong men tremble, whimper and beg for it. Or alternatively grab a fistful of hair and facefuck me into oblivion. Basically, I love a good cock sucking session. I do. Especially right after a shower. Yum.

I take pride in my work. I love getting a guy off. I love watching their face as they loose control, it sometimes even elicits a spontaneous orgasms from me.

However I have mixed feelings about being told that my blow jobs are porn star quality. I was fine when he said subliminal. Or mind blowing. So why does the connotation to porn stars make me hesitate?

It’s not like I haven’t masturbated furiously to Belladonna porn for over 10 years. That woman is just so dirty it’s hot.

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Maybe I need to just let it go and take it as a compliment. I’m sure that’s all he meant. Right?

Right.

He’s just stepped out of the shower.. I need to dash. Here Loki Loki!

19 Comments

    • Thanks, I don’t know why the comparison threw me.

      I guess it’s something that I need to sleep on and have a good deep and meaningful with myself about!

  1. Dear god, you’re blunt. And I mean that in the nicest way. Wow.

    I’m thinking he meant you suck a good dick, and you’re hot while you’re doing it. Guys don’t get how the porn comparison could come across negative.

    I say, preen away. You clearly deserve it. 😉

    • Ops yes, I do tend to say it as it is! I fail at beating around the bush!

      Yay! I’ll try to remember he meant well 😉

  2. I think he meant it as a compliment. However, your reaction probably has something to do with the poor way in which porn stars are viewed outside of their videos. Don’t let that get to you though. Clearly you are good at this art form. ^_^

    • Thanks TK. That’s what I figured too. It’s just my own hang ups.

      I have friends that are porn stars so it’s weird that I had any reaction apart from proud of my skills really.

      Guess I’ve never really thought about myself that way…

  3. I was getting a bone just reading that! I dont know how good your BJ’s are but your writing skills about BJ’s are on point! Keep up the good work

    • Ahh well, you’ll have to take his word on it that they are porn star quality. I’ll take that as being good.

      And thank you 😉 Happy to help.

  4. Considering what dudes do while watching porn stars give blow jobs…I’m thinking you’re ok to preen. That control…there’s nothing better. Did I just write that on the internet?

    • You make a valid point! Although, I’ve never watched what dudes do while watching porn stars give blow jobs. For some reason they get all antsy when I ask to watch them watching porn smirks

      Shhhh I won’t tell if you won’t =)

  5. Definitely a compliment, just a goofy one. Is it okay to plead the sort of bemused stupidity that comes over one after orgasm? Kind of like how you’re supposedly considered legally insane if you haven’t slept in three days, or during the first few seconds after waking? All of them are forms of altered consciousness, after all…

    • Well yes, I guess you could! And gods only known I’ve come out with some orders after sex myself.

      And I’m glad I took it as one 😉

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